AIDS Day

Friday is the day we’re supposed to pray for, work to eliminate, or feel sorry for AIDS people, or some such nonsense.  AIDS isn’t like mumps, chicken pox or cancer.  You don’t have to get AIDS.  Everyone can avoid AIDS, by not shooting up with dirty needles, having anal sex, or sex with a carrier of it.  It’s all so simple, that I often wonder if AIDS isn’t come sort of blessing in disguise.  It gets rid of the undesirables.  Millions will die in Africa and India, not because they are victims of a contagious disease, but because the did something deliberately, which gave it to them.  India and Africa are hideously over-populated, so a few million less isn’t going to hurt them, and in America, who cares if the junkies and avid, screw anyone anytime homosexuals are gone also?  Not me.  Will I give to an AIDS campaign?  Not on your life.  I say bring it on.  Who cares?  Some say it was begun by the CIA or some governmental agency, but I doubt it.  Others say it was started by Africans screwing monkeys, but no one really knows.  Sorry, I have no pity or groaning adulation for those with AIDS.  If someone got it accidentally, I am sorry, but accidents happen by the millions every day of a non-medical form, and no one can stop them from happening.  No one got AIDS from a toilet seat, and you can bet on that.  I can only imagine how many people this will outrage, but I am not one to conceal my opinions, and if this offends you, I think you had better examine your reasons for the outrage.  Be logical, in other words.  Do you feel sorry if a drunk crashes into a tree and kills himself?  Do you feel sorry if a robber gets shot by a homeowner?  What’s the difference?  Have a great weekend.