I wrote about this sometime in the past, and I’m sure you could find it in “Archives,” but I haven’t looked through 850 prior columns, so I’ll write it again. Especially since the murderer in South Carolina, on parole, has been shot dead while robbing a home, and in this morning’s paper a 29 year old, on parole, has brutally killed his father.
Why should there be parole? Good behavior? Don’t creeps in jail try to act right so they can get out or get privileges? The dead mass murderer in South Carolina had, at age 41, been arrested 61 times, many of them felonies. Every day, we can read about murderers, robbers, rapists, and other scum, committing additional crimes while they are on parole. Why not simply abolish parole? If a judge thinks a perp. deserves ten years in the slammer, why should he be set free after five? I don’t care how well he behaved. A sentence should be just that. A sentence. The state and federal codes all say that after so many years, if they act well, they can get paroled. WHY?
I also want to know why there are so few executions in America. There should be a dozen every day. The criminals which are allowed to rot in prisons for decades, after performing the most dastardly of acts, rather than going to the electric chair, is disgusting. All proven murderers should be put to death. All proven rapists should be put to death. Without exception. Am I being eccentric? Stupid? Irrational? Or practical? Think of the state and federal bureaucrats who decide about parole. Think of the paperwork and shrink opinions, and it makes me ill. Think of the Harvard education costs each year to house criminals in jails.
Execute proven rapists and murderers instantly, and without any parole. Let judges sentence as they should, without taking into consideration any parole. Legalize drugs, with marijuana first, tax them, and free the drug users from jails. Would there be a jail shortage then? Encourage sheriffs to emulate Arizona’s Jo Arpiao, and there will be fewer crimes. Get rid of the illegals, and naturally seal the borders. See how simple I would make it? And this doesn’t even include wiping Washington D.C. and the 435 fools off the face of the earth. If I were a Congressman or Senator, I would vote NO on everything other than getting rid of a bureaucracy.
Now for something entirely different. The following was written by a law student named John Wall. (I changed it a bit)
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
“Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. We tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:
“Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such separate and distinct tastes. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns, we’ll take our firearms, cops, NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell.
“We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Walmart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, hippies, and illegals. We’ll keep the hockey moms and rednecks. We’ll keep our Bibles, and give you NBC and Hollywood. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values, and you are welcome to Islam, Scientology, humanism, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer pay the bill for it. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickups, and over-size luxury cars. You can take every Subaru, Honda, Toyota, and other Jap car you can find.
We’ll take Beethoven, Mozart, “The Battle Hymn of the Republic,” “God Bless America,” and “America the Beautiful,” and you can take rap, “I’d like To Teach The World To Sing,” “Kum Ba Ya,” ” We Are The World,” Bartok, Stravinsky, and other dissonance. We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and flag.
“Would you agree to this? If so, please pass this along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots. If you do not agree, just hit ’delete.’ In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
“P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.”
Neat, Huh? I’d divide up the US by giving the liberals everything north of the Mason-Dixon line and maybe east of the Mississippi, or maybe all of New England, giving the good guys plenty of time to get out of that cesspool. Guess who’s on the cover of TIME this week? Sarah!