Qualified?

Poor Christine O’Donnell.  She’s not ’qualified’ to be a Senator from Delaware.  After all, she has never held office, had a home go into foreclosure, and had a fight with the IRS.  There’s Tim Geithner, the Sec. of the Treasury, who forgot to pay tens of thousands of bucks to the IRS, and has never held elected office either.  Then we have President Obama, who held office for a few months, has never shown a birth certificate which is valid, and so far seems to be trying to destroy America.  He’s ’qualified?’  Then there is Congressman Barney Frank, a flaming homosexual, who ran a male whore house out of his basement once.  He, of course, is ’qualified.’

It seems to me, that the person I want to be Senator from any state, is the person who promises to vote the way I think he or she should vote.  Mike Castle, who lost to O’Donnell, has been in office for 20 years, and even though he is a Republican, voted with Democrats far too often for Delaware voters.  Castle, of course, is ’qualified’ to hold office, because he’s done it for so long, with a miserable voting record.  The establishment supported him, because he is ’qualified.’  The Republican establishment recently changed their minds about O’Donnell, sent her some money, and say they are supporting her.  Can a tiger change its spots?

Am I ’qualified’ to be in public office?  Probably not, since I am divorced and remarried, am 76, and have not a single college degree.  Without a degree in something, you simply cannot get a job any more, and certainly should not hold public office.  Correct?  Were I candidate, my platform would be  voting  no on practically everything, bring the troops home from wherever they are,  build a 30 foot high electric fence along the Mexican border, export all the illegals, disband the IRS, CIA, and various cabinet positions.  That’s just for starters.  Then, I’d sell the interstates to the highest bidders or states, give the OK to drill in ANWAR, stop any and all federal handouts, refund all payments into Social Security for those under 40, never let another person into it, and the same with Medicare.  They’d have to expire after the last recipient died.  Can’t cut off those already in them, if they’re over 40..  Gee Dad, I can think of a million things I’d do, but I am not ’qualified,’ because of divorce, and no college degree, plus the fact that I am a smart-ass, and that wouldn’t work well in D.C.  I would hope that all the ’unqualified’ current Tea Party boosted runners would vote to do most of the above.

Poor Christine O’Donnell, who isn’t ’qualified’ to be a Senator, has already raised over $2 million, from those who think she’ll vote the way they think she ought to vote.  Then there’s that Rand Paul eye doctor, who has no experience, or Mario Rubio in Florida, who has no experience, but who beat insider Charlie Crist, who is ’qualified,’ I suspect because he voted the liberal Republican way.  There’s now Governor Chris Christie, who is very fat and has no experience, so is not ’qualified,’ I am sure, but he beat liberal John Corzine handily now, didn’t he?  And he’s firing bureaucrats by the hundreds, lowering New Jersey taxes, and balancing its budget.  Too bad he’s not ’qualified,’ isn’t it?

And poor unqualified Sharron Angle in Nevada, who hopefully will beat Harry Reid.  (Send her some money).  She’s so unqualified, that she wants to get rid of the Department of Education!  All of these unqualified people are going to help take our nation back, and I hope you send your dollars to them, ’qualified,’ or not.  They’ll vote correctly, even though they may be like me and not have a degree or experience.  Go Tea Party!  Join it.