“(1) Any use of the phrase ’press one for English’ is immediately banned. English IS the official language, Speak it or wait outside the borders until you can!
(2) We will immediately go into a two year ’isolationist’ attitude to fix the greedy CEOs of big business posture in this country. America will allow no cheesy products in and we’ll do no exports. We will manufacture it here and sell it here, putting Americans back to work. (China is now exactly replicating the Ford 150 Pickup, down to the last detail.)
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax imposed.
(4) All able-bodied, retired military personnel will be required to man one of the observation towers located on the U.S. Southern Border. They will be under strict orders not to fire on southbound aliens. let them go back.
(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you put nuttin in, you ain’t getting nuttin out. No more free rides for immigrants that never worked here or paid taxes to the system. Neither the President nor any politician will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare: Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, passing grades & incentives for birth control.
(7) Professional athletes: Steroids? The first time you check positive, you’re banned from sports for life.
(8) Crime: We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose a finger. There is no more ’life sentence’ in tax funded prisons: If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you used to kill your victim, such as gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (Crime in Turkey is negligible because of this.)
(9) Only one export of ours will be allowed, and that will be wheat, because the world needs to eat, but a bushel of wheat will cost the same as a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid, using U.S. taxpayer money, will immediately cease, and the saved money will help to repay the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask the American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund to U.S. hating countries. Each citizen can make their decision whether or not it’s a ’worthy cause.’
(11) The pledge of Allegiance will be said every morning in schools and Congress..
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, and outings, the way it was written, with no long winded screaming.”
That’s Cosby’s idea, and I don’t agree with all of it, but he forgot a few things, such as immediately getting rid of the Department of Energy and Education, CIA, Federal Reserve, 16th and 17th Amendments, and eliminating the first section of the 14th, so that no more instant citizenship is granted to pregnant illegals. Coinage will again be made of silver and all currency backed by gold and silver. All under the age of 45 will no longer be taxed for nor receive Social Security and Medicare, and the Mexican border will be sealed tighter than the drum on a marching band. There’s a ton of other stuff I’d love to eliminate, but that’s for a starter.
P.S. Happy Valentines Day all you gals!