From a column I wrote August 16. 2002
I come for visit, get treated regal. So I stay, who care, I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke, take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man, treat me good in there, say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, “You come no more, we send cash right to your door.”
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy: Medicaid, it keep you healthy.
By and by, I got plenty money, thanks to you, American dummy.
Wire to friends in motherland, tell them, come fast as you can.
They come in rags and Chevy trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together, more welfare checks, it gets better.
Fourteen families, they moving in, neighbor’s patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, then I say:
”Find more aliens for house to rent, and in the yard, I put up tent.
Send for family, (they just trash), but they too draw welfare cash.
Everything is mucho good, and soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby, it called breeding; welfare pays for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist, wife needs pills? We get free. We got no bills!
Americans crazy! They work all year, to keep welfare running here.
We think, America darn good place. Too good for white man’s race.
If they no like us? They can go; got lots of room in Mexico.
After all, isn’t the current liberal campaign, to teach everyone that all races and people are equal, and achievement is nonsense? Aren’t the Bidens’ handlers, trying to pass about $5 trillion more in welfare for everyone, to keep them voting for Democrats? The 2024 elections are not too far away. If the RINOS who didn’t vote for Trump, will wise up, Republicans can re-take both the House and Senate.